Joe Part 1

The hero of our story is called Joe

And his sidekick is Minnie the Crow

Both are mischievous as you will soon know

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Today they are at the park

Pretending that Mrs Miggins is doing a loud fart

Along comes the park warden

Whose name is Mr Gordon

With this Joe and Minnie run

But not before Minnie pecks Mr Gordonโ€™s bum

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Now at the high street shops

Joe and Minnie try to buy some lager tops

The shopkeeper asked Joeโ€™s age

With which Joe gets in a rage

Minnie does what crows do

And did a massive poo

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Joe and Minnie ran again

But found it had started to rain

They head to the cinema to see a movie

Which goes by the title of Groovy

As they had not enough money they try to sneak in

Which they managed which left Joe with a big grin

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Once the movie was done

They thought they had better run

Our heroes left with a cheer as they didnโ€™t pay

And had avoided a horrible school-day

Once Joe got home

His Mum asked where he had been to roam

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Joe denied it all

But his Mum was no fool

And with that Joe

Dinner had to forgo

And Minnie did what crows do

And did another massive poo

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